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Monday, November 10, 2014

Game Day Ritual: Pullin' Pork

A lot of people ask me, "Coach, what is your game-day meal?" (again, I'm not making it up. People ask me these things...a lot).

Well, if it's an early game, I start with a coffee - black. None of this 'sugar' or 'creamer' crap. I usually take down a plate of eggs, bacon and toast and bury it with a gallon of 2%.

If it's an afternoon game, I'll knock out the breakfast, as previously described. Then, for lunch, it's pulled pork sandwich time. I'll Hoover about three of those with Hawaiian bread, inhale a pile of cole slaw and follow it by scarfing down a basket of fries...and guzzle it down with a fountain soda the size of a fat baby.

If it is a night game - breakfast & lunch as described, but, after that, I'll just graze.

Up until game time, it's just lighter fare - carrots, celery, cauliflower, hamburgers, rib tips, meatballs in a bbq glaze, chicken tenders, hot wings, pork tenderloin, mushroom caps filled with crabmeat, lasagna, fettuccine alfredo, fried shrimp, fried cheese, fried chicken...and cucumber sandwiches.

My post-game ritual usually involves 30-40 minutes of shitting my brains out.

On Jackals!
Coach





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